Feeding Your Parasites

Rule 1: Hydrate
Slimming Hydration Recipe

Prep time: minimal, though it will need a few days to steep so plan accordingly
Cost: $$ key components can already be found in your bathroom cabinet, but pick up some Grade A dark maple syrup and a bag of organic lemons the next time you are at the store.
Results? oh, yes!

Fill a tall glass full of sparkling, refreshing water and dip your toothbrush in it. Place it on your nightstand and…




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