Night of the Living Dead: Zombies in Dad Bods

Zombies as portrayed in the movie Night of the Living Dead (1968)

George Romero died July 16, 2017. He made Night of the Living Dead. I guess those zombies are supposed to look scary, but to me, they just look like a horde of stepdads heading for the fridge in the middle of the night. And what’s with the one on the left? Did he just get back from a toga party?

Born on July 16th: Saint Clare of Assisi, 1194. Her feast day is August 11th and her…